{"id":106,"date":"2008-10-24T13:49:41","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T20:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=106"},"modified":"2010-05-16T10:39:40","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T17:39:40","slug":"tzatziki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"(Anti-Vampire) Tzatziki"},"content":{"rendered":"

The do’s and don’ts. . .<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

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Welcome to Recipe Week! \u00a0First up — how to make tzatziki.<\/p>\n

Let’s start with a few basics, shall we?<\/p>\n

\"\"What is tzatziki<\/a><\/em>? <\/em>It’s a Greek meze<\/a> (appetizer or small dish) made primarily from yoghurt, cucumber and garlic. It’s very thick. \u00a0So thick that you can serve it on a plate and spread it on bread. \u00a0And it’s absolutely delicious!<\/p>\n

What tzatziki is not (or shouldn’t be):<\/em><\/p>\n

Watery, runny, a sauce, bland, low in fat, easy to make<\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. 1 to 2 large containers of Greek or Greek style yoghurt<\/li>\n
  2. Garlic (tons of it – we’re talking enough to keep all the vampires in Sunnydale<\/a> away)<\/li>\n
  3. Cucumber<\/li>\n
  4. Lemon<\/li>\n
  5. Olive oil<\/li>\n
  6. Salt<\/li>\n
  7. Dill (optional)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Note: \u00a0You’ll also need cheesecloth or a special yoghurt strainer.<\/p>\n

    A few notes on the ingredients:<\/p>\n

    You’ll notice that I didn’t include amounts\/quantities for every ingredient. \u00a0I’m truly sorry. \u00a0I’m not good at that.<\/p>\n

    There are times in life to buy low or non-fat yoghurt. \u00a0In fact, my fridge if full of the stuff. \u00a0But get the real Greek yoghurt for this dish. \u00a0If it’s low or non-fat, it’ll be too runny. \u00a0Tzatziki is a bitch to make. \u00a0Don’t ruin it.<\/p>\n

    The world, unfortunately, if filled with non-authentic tzatziki. \u00a0Even in Greece. Sometimes, cheap restaurant owners add mayonnaise.<\/p>\n

    Uh – just don’t do that.<\/p>\n

    Like I said, dill is optional. \u00a0Personally, I opt against it.<\/p>\n

    About the garlic. \u00a0You know how the audience claps when Rachael and Emeril add garlic to their creations? O.k. \u00a0Seriously, those puny amounts of garlic won’t do squat for your tzatziki. \u00a0It’s supposed to be a garlicy dish. \u00a0Really, how much garlic you add is between you and your god(s), or perhaps more accurately between you and the person with whom you share a bed. \u00a0But you need to add enough garlic to satisfy the entire population of Gilroy<\/a>, o.k.? \u00a0We’re talking at least 1-2 heads of garlic per container of yoghurt. \u00a0At least.<\/p>\n

    Tzatziki looks like an innocent, small little dish, but it is quite labor intensive. \u00a0As my mother says, Greek cooking requires a lot of pots and pans, which makes for a not so fun clean up.<\/p>\n

    But the stuff is good. \u00a0So worth it! \u00a0I promise.<\/p>\n

    You still with me? \u00a0Great! \u00a0Moving on. . .<\/p>\n

    Method:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

    Strain the yoghurt. \u00a0Because I make large batches of this stuff, I don’t use my yoghurt strainer. It’s too small. \u00a0Usually, I line a colander with cheesecloth, put the colander in a mixing bowl, cover the whole thing with plastic wrap and put it in the fridge overnight. The point of all this messy work? \u00a0You have<\/strong><\/em> to get as much water out of the yoghurt as you possibly can. \u00a0Sprinkling a little salt over the yoghurt helps draw out even more water.<\/p>\n

    Peel and grate the cucumbers (but try not to grate your knuckles, o.k.? \u00a0It’ll just make me feel guilty). \u00a0I like to use the small, Persian kind. \u00a0They’re nice and crunchy. \u00a0Put the grated cucumbers into a strainer and add salt. \u00a0Put the strainer over a bowl and press the liquid out of the cucumbers. \u00a0Let it sit for a few hours. \u00a0I know I said it before, but I can’t stress this enough: \u00a0When you’re making tzatziki, water is your number one enemy. \u00a0Conquer it, wish it well, and send it down the drain.<\/p>\n

    Crush the garlic (see note above) and mix it with the olive oil and the juice of 1 or 2 lemons.<\/p>\n

    Now you must ask yourself, objectively, if you think you’ve removed enough of the water from the yoghurt and cucumber. \u00a0Have you really done your best? \u00a0Are you going to take your first bite of tzatziki and wonder what life would be like if you’d just waited another hour? \u00a0Sometimes, I mix the yoghurt and cucumber together and let it sit in the fridge just a few more hours.<\/p>\n

    Mix everything together. \u00a0Put the tzatziki on a pretty plate and garnish with Kalamata olives and parsley. Serve with a nice crusty bread and veggies.<\/p>\n

    Enjoy!<\/p>\n

    Next up — Greek Salad!<\/p>\n

    Suzanne, I’m dedicating this post to you. \u00a0You live on through your recipes for tzatziki and lemonade.<\/em><\/p>\n

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