{"id":130,"date":"2009-01-30T15:14:48","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T22:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2010-04-12T19:04:53","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T02:04:53","slug":"tawking-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"“Tawking” Like a New Yorker"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lesson 1 — Sentence Structure <\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

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\"\"Well. As you may know, I’m from California (“Upstate CA,” where it’s foggy, not to be confused with LA). But please, don’t let my Californian vowel sounds fool you. My mother’s family is from Queens, and I’ve lived in Manhattan for years now. So, thanks to nature and nurture, I am definitely a New Yorker.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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However, my Uncle Steve is quite upset that I don’t “tawk right.” I’m getting better though. Working in Brooklyn definitely helps. I’m becoming more bi-dialectal every day.<\/p>\n

So, lucky readers, I’ve decided to start sharing what I’ve learned about speaking New Yorkese.<\/p>\n

I present to you, <\/span>Lesson 1: Sentence Structure<\/span><\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n

Sounding like a New Yorker is more than just dropping the r’s from the ends of your words. Sentence structure is everything. To prove this, I’m going to translate a simple sentence:<\/p>\n

“I’m annoyed because my computer isn’t working.”<\/p>\n

(I’m a computer teacher. I hear this phrase constantly. But I digress.)<\/p>\n

Translation Process<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Step 1<\/strong>: Remove the word, “because” and replace it with a period.<\/p>\n

“I’m annoyed<\/em>.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span> My computer isn’t working.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Step 2:<\/strong> Move “my computer<\/em>” to end end of the second sentence.<\/p>\n

“I’m annoyed. It’s not working, <\/em>my computer<\/em><\/span><\/strong>.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Step 3:<\/strong> Add a little drama. Try placing a sound of disgust before the first sentence.<\/p>\n

“<\/em>Uch<\/em><\/span><\/strong>. I’m annoyed. It’s not working, my computer.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Step 4:<\/strong> This is optional. If you are really annoyed, and are ready to throw the offending computer out the window, give your sentences some flair.<\/p>\n

“<\/em>Somebody get the gun and just shoot me already<\/em><\/span><\/strong>. Uch. I’m <\/em>SO<\/em><\/span><\/strong> annoyed. It’s not working, my computer.”<\/em><\/p>\n

There you have it. Now, it’s your turn to practice.<\/p>\n

Translate the following sentence:<\/p>\n

“My apartment is freezing because my radiator is useless.”<\/em><\/p>\n

To see the answer, select the white space below.<\/p>\n

“My apartment is freezing. It’s useless, my radiator.”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Want to give the sentence more flair? Leave your ideas in the comments.<\/p>\n

Homework: Watch the following video and discuss amongst yourselves. (For an even more fabulous Linda Richman video, which I sadly couldn’t embed, click here<\/span><\/a>.)<\/p>\n

[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IzK0G3WYqUE[\/youtube]<\/p>\n

Next lesson: When Harry Met Mary<\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

P.S. Forgot something rather important. For Part 2 of this lesson, click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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