{"id":661,"date":"2010-07-21T13:19:49","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T20:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=661"},"modified":"2010-08-12T15:33:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T22:33:43","slug":"a-travel-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=661","title":{"rendered":"A Travel Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"

Courtesy of. . . Me<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

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The year was 1983. The destination: a very small, overly picturesque village on Crete’s southern coast. The travelers: me, the 5 year old, and my mother. The reason: My father’s side of the family lives there (and my father flew before we did). And, my father was producing a Joan Baez concert in Heraklion.<\/p>\n

That summer was totally fantastic. The trip there? Not so much.<\/p>\n

Here. I’ll tell you what happened.<\/p>\n

My mother is the best planner I know, and she did everything in her power to prepare me for the trip. I remember sitting on her lap, facing her, while she explained that sometimes airplanes tip ever so slightly when they make turns, but it doesn’t mean there’s a problem. I was worried about my ability to ask my relatives for a drink of water, so we worked on my Greek vocabulary. She’s the best.<\/p>\n

Apparently, the trip from San Francisco to Rome was uneventful enough. I pretty much minded my own business and drew a lot of pictures. The TWA (talk about ancient history) flight attendants had glitter on their cheeks, which I loved, and one of them really wanted me to eat at least a few bites of chicken, which I didn’t love.<\/p>\n

Then we landed in Rome, where what would have simply been a difficult trip under any circumstances turned into a story that’s still told all these years later.<\/p>\n

I don’t know what was happening in Rome in 1983. My mother doesn’t remember anything other than “it was a political situation.” So I don’t know why there were soldiers marching in perfect unison up and down the hallways of the airport.<\/p>\n

I also don’t know why I was absolutely convinced they were after my mother. It might have had something to do with the machine guns they had over their shoulders. And those guns, especially to a puny 5 year old, were humungous.<\/p>\n

Here’s some kid logic for you: They were going to arrest my mother, even though “I promise, my Mommy didn’t do anything wrong!” and leave me all alone. I was going to wander the airport all by myself for the rest of my life (in this scenario, I wasn’t going to age. I was always going to be 5, kind of like how Big Bird will always be 6).<\/p>\n

Here begins the tantrum portion of our story.<\/p>\n

Ask my mother why she didn’t take me away from the soldiers, and she’ll tell you the soldiers were everywhere.<\/p>\n

Fast forward a few excruciating hours, to the Athens airport. Now, in 1983, pre the fabulous Olympic Games makeover, the Athens Airport was pretty icky (and that’s putting it nicely). To make things even harder, travelers had to take a bus or taxi from the international terminal to the domestic terminal. And we had to get to our flight to Crete.<\/p>\n

So, my mother dragged me through the baggage claim, through customs, and outside into the heat. She found a taxi.<\/p>\n

However.<\/p>\n

I wasn’t a New Yorker then. I didn’t know what a taxi was. My mother hadn’t gone over this with me. All I knew was that Mommy, all of my teachers, the police and even Ronald McDonald said to never, ever<\/strong><\/em> get into a stranger’s car. (There were a ton of kidnappings in the Bay Area in the early 80’s, and kids were overly trained to stay safe.)<\/p>\n

So why on earth my mother was trying to shove me into a stranger’s car was beyond me, especially since the soldiers in Rome were still after her, even though, and I promise<\/em>, she didn’t do anything wrong.<\/p>\n

Now, you’d think she’d be able to shove me into the taxi, right?<\/p>\n

Wrong.<\/p>\n

Remember Norma Rae, and that scene where Sally field refuses to get into the police car? (If not, click here<\/a> and go to the :30 mark.) Yeah. I kind of did something like that.<\/p>\n

But really, can you blame me? The driver was this scary Greek guy who was probably smoking and getting annoyed with us.<\/p>\n

Yes, we missed our flight to Crete. Luckily, there are a lot of flights to Crete and we probably would’ve missed ours anyway.<\/p>\n

I think I’ll keep telling myself that.<\/p>\n

The rest of the summer was a great success, by the way. You may have seen some of the photos<\/a>. I asked for drinks of water beautifully. The Joan Baez concert got rained out and had to be postponed to the following night, which I was kind of bummed about, but check out how I spent that evening instead<\/a>. Pretty cool, huh?<\/p>\n

And yes. I feel really guilty for making that trip so rough. I’ve since apologized to my mother. I’ve also reminded her that it could’ve been worse. A few years later, I was back in the Athens Airport with my step mother and two year old half brother. I puked all over baggage carousel. While it was moving.<\/p>\n

Really, you can’t take me anywhere.<\/p>\n

Why am I telling you this story?\u00a0A few reasons.<\/p>\n

First of all, I’ve been bitten by the travel bug. I used to travel a lot. I’m totally addicted to the travel channel, am obsessed with Globe Trekker<\/a>, and the heroine of my third book is the host of a travel show.<\/p>\n

Secondly, back in June, Jennifer Weiner<\/a> had a bad experience on a plane while she was traveling with her two year old. Some bitch in front of her made it even more unpleasant. She put out a call for child related travel horror stories. I was going to send her mine, but with the end of the school year and my mother’s hip surgery there was just no way. But you can read the winning stories here<\/a>. (You have to scroll down. For some reason, I can’t link to specific posts. Sorry.)<\/p>\n

Well, that’s all I’ve got. Wish me luck on my upcoming trip to Orlando for RWA 2010<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Anybody got any travel nightmares to share? That’s what the comments are for!<\/p>\n

See ya!<\/p>\n

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