{"id":947,"date":"2011-02-24T12:06:51","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T19:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=947"},"modified":"2011-02-24T12:11:44","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T19:11:44","slug":"moms-dog-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melinakantor.com\/?p=947","title":{"rendered":"Mom’s Dog Strikes Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

Creature and the bag of flour. . . <\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

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Here’s what happened (yes, I’m holding my hands in front of me as I say that, like Monk<\/a>):<\/p>\n

1. I had a week off.
\n2. I decided that I’d make challah on Friday.
\n3. I bought the ingredients.
\n4. I put the flour on a shelf.
\n5. And then, well, I’ll let the pictures do the talking.<\/p>\n

(Just remember. I do not<\/em><\/strong> have a dog. My <\/a>mother<\/a><\/em> has a dog<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And by the way, Creature went to the groomer two, yes two<\/em>, freaking days ago.)<\/p>\n\n\t\t